TOM CRUISE KILLS BARACK OBAMA!

Okay, excuse me for a moment as I reset my global position that's being traced by the CIA for that comment. . . any minute now. . . Annnny minute. . . Annnnnnd. . . There! I am now located in Beijing China! . . . FUCK!!!

Okay okay, bad humor I know, and shame on those of you who didn't get it. I was actually having a delightful conversation with my buddy NeoKid about how Barack Obama has the highest assassination rate out of any president ever. And Lincoln was actually killed! By and actor! That's what Tom Cruise pretends to be! But now, onto much more pressing matters.

I apologize for my absence in the cybernetic world we all love to fantasize in. I sometimes forget. . . Hold on, I've just had a request.
Resureyu: Put me in!
Resureyu: Pwease >.>

Congradulations Ryou, you have been quoted >.>

Now I smell peanuts. . . That's NeoKids fault. He had a snickers. Oh! Now my buddy Amateur has joined my little table. Yay! I have friends! Oh shit. . . I have friends. . . RETREAT!!!! Gah now I lost my train of thought. . .

Oh right! My epic failure of maintaining this blog >.<;;;
Annnnd I totally just spaced again -.-
I'm listening to Neo go on and on about his disabilites and how he gets free money. A fuck ton of it. . .
Oh! Speaking of Neo, this is a message to Yeti, my beloved game master


I may have overdone it a little bit >.>

Well in today's events (Yes I like to skip lines alot, it makes me feel like I'm writing more) I have forgotten what I was initially going to blog about soooo. . . Yeah. Actually, Fuck yeah. Night

~'~,~{@

~Mika Ravencross~
(yeah, I just made a rose, fuck you)

FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK MOTHER FUCKING FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, as you can tell by the title I am INCREDIBLY pissed off. No, not in the bad way, but in the way where I just enjoyed one of my most favorite books EVER! So you all now that I got Shadow kiss the other day. If not, then now you know. Oh! Here's a picture >.>



Yes my friends, that is the book that I pour my heart and soul over. Dimitri, of course, is my favorite charecter. Read the series and find out what made me so hooked on the third one ^_^

In other news. . . Well there really isnt any other news xD I will be putzing around most of today, so for those of you devoted readers who see me, hang out with me. Peace once more

~Mika Ravencross~

Okay, so another round of apologies are in order I believe. I got a new book last night (Vampire Academy #3!!!) and I spent all night reading it. And since I can't remember where I left off (Mostly because I'm to lazy to go and check) We're going to assume I spent the night dancing around with Firepals. So I finally uploaded some pictures of the mask, and I'll put one up as soon as I figure out how to use this thing. Brb. . .



Okay, I got it up! So that's the mask and it's pretty freakin sweet. In other news I got to hang out with Chris today. It was awesome, because we got to play Magic, which is a wicked card game. He's also really psyched for a date he has on sunday. Well I'd love to keep going but I'm starting to feel weird (Thanksfullmoonohwaitno). Lots of love

~Mika Ravencross

Mountain dew and Shadow Kiss

Okay, so I apologize to those of you who are insane enough to actually check this everyday. I was kinda out of it yesterday and did not get a chance to post my happenings. So of course this will be one of two entries today, to help make up for yesterdays miss. So I started playing Pokemon Emerald again and I realized I did a really shitty job training them. I'm weaker than the fucking gym leader, which never happens to me -.- So of course I had to fix this. So I went looking for my link cable to trade my epic party from gold (Never been beaten) to my emerald version. But alas, I could not find it, so I just tried the old fashioned way (Still working on that, btw) Okay, so I also gave my presentation (Group) on Teacher Training and Certification for my Intro to Education class. Needless to say I was able to turn two really simple slides into about 15 minutes of explanation (Yay class participation). Oh! I got my mask the other day >.> Sadly I can't find my link cable for my camera (I have no luck with those things) buuuut I'll get shitty camera pictures up here by tonight (Memory permitting). Also I emailed my favorite author (Richelle Mead, author of Vampire Academy), telling her how much I love her book(s). Oh! The third one comes out Thursday (Today >.<)!!!!! Also I was thinking about. . . END OF BLOG. TBC!!!! DUN dun dunnnnnn. . .

Do a backflip!!! Do a barrel roll. . . Ah, touche'

So far I am doing rather well in keeping up a daily post. . . though its only been two days so there is plenty of room for error. Anyway! I woke up rather late this morning, which kinda sucks but I got a ride from the mom-thing and arrived ten minutes earlier then I normally do! Woo hoo! (For those of you not informed, I work at 5 am but usually get there at 5:15 >.>) So I get there and I don't see Mark's car =( which sucks very much. But I asked Sandy and she said he was just late. Very. . . Late. . . So we get the truck unloaded, blah blah blah, stock shelves, blah blah blah. . . Oh! I had another cream cheese bagel with lox ^_^ I love lox >.> But we were coming back and fun times ensued. Here's the gist

Mark: So who's the cashier today?
Sandy: Meleea
Me: Are you serious? God damnit, you're kidding right sandy? Son of a bitch god damnit. . . *Opens door to see Meleea right there all sad looking* Hi!!!! How are you?!?!?
Meleea: You don't like me?
Mark: Busted!


Needless to say I started to crack up hysterically at my terrible luck, thus avoiding a direct answer as is my sneaky way >.> I feel kinda upset. . . this totally wasn't as funny as I thought it would be O.o Okay, so you needed to be there! But trust me >.> It was hilarious

Brookdale Rants

Well well, I have devoted readers. Holy shit. . . I have devoted readers! OMG WTF SHLD i DO i Dun no WHT 2 DO!!!! . . . Okay, sorry about that. I'm hungry and all I've had today is a plain bagel with cream cheese and lox. Lox is amazing by the way. . . Now I'm even more hungry. Fuck you devoted readers, you made me hungry. . . You're still reading? Okay I guess I'll talk about my day. Well as per my usual routine I woke up for work at around 4ish, showered, dressed, and went to work. Got to see everybody that called out last week and complain to them that they're assholes. So anyway I walk in the back to check on our guests. About 7 sparrows flew into receiving yesterday and they seem like they like it back there. . . Hurrayohwaitno. THEY FUCKING WONT STOP TWITERRING(sp?)!!!!!!!!!!!! So yeah, we get about halfway through the truck when Jason (Store manager) Decides to pull half the stock team to do "Make-up" or essentially trick the internal audit people into thinking we do things at work. All said and done, truck didn't get done. So he bitched and then I went home (I had class so I wasn't staying). Around 2 I headed over to brookdale to get to my english class <3 said hello to steph and talked with her for a bit then went into class. Pretty much I learned that I get to ramble on about Reiki next week, awesome sauce right? So uhh. . . Guess that's it for now. Later ^_^